10 Wishes I'd Make If I Had 3 Wishes

1) Obviously I'd wish I had seven more wishes.

2) I' d wish all people but me ran out of hopes and wishes.

3) I’d wish I ran the planet behind the scenes, because I happen to be a modest, humble and low-profile person who doesn’t like to attract too much media attention.

4) I’d wish for world peace so that all nations were united and fully prepared for wish number 5.

5) I’d wish a new, bigger and louder star wars session got under way.

6) I’d wish Kate Moss were the ugliest woman on earth.

7) I’d wish archbishopix fulfilled his over-ambitious wishes inside a real-life theocratic simulator.

8) I'd wish every s I touched turned into a golden silence/statue/whatever. That’d be called “The Smidas Touch”!

9) I’d wish food and sex were inextricably linked.

10) I’d wish I were omnipotent.

Roger Waters - Three Wishes

10 Things I'd Do If I Were Invincible

1 I'd kill Spiderman and steal Kirsten Dunst

2 I'd force Superman to publicly announce that he's a looser and a sissy

3 I'd fight all American comic heroes on by one in the Ultimate Fight Championship

4 I'd play football for my favourite team

5 I'd replace Segolen as a runner for the presidential seat and kick Sarkozi's fascist ass

6 I'd disarm all taliban fighters and compel them to watch porn all day long in Guantánamo

7 I'd extinguish all savage armies of third world countries because it is a shame that in our nuclear times people still fight with spears and arrows

8 I'd run for planet governor in the next US elections and no Obama or Osama would ever infect your ears and eyes with their horrible names

9 I'd confront the prison system of the US in order to save Paris Hilton and release her into her natural environment so she can easily breath ;-)

10 I'd rescue in a single battle the world from the most discreet and thus most dangerous conspiracy in the history of humankind that has been orchestrated since ancient times by the S and executed by their lackeys

10 Things I'd Do If I Were Invisible

1. I’d sneak into the royal toilets to take a look at how the Queen of England -if she ever of course- takes a crap.

2. I’d go to a fashion show to see models making out in the dressing rooms.

3. I’d visit a porn movie set.

4. I’d help my team win all titles by poisoning its opponents before each match.

5. I’d eliminate all belligerent armies in developing countries because they make so much noise.

6. I’d launch a nuclear missile attack against each superpower so that star wars restart once more.

7. I’d move permanently to Angelina Jolie’s house.

8. I’d intentionally promote the interest of the society with my invisible hand ;-)

9. I’d fart out loud near people I don’t like in order to embarrass them before other people’s ears and eyes at very important moments in their lives e.g. weddings etc.

10. I’d run naked around the city.