10 Things I'd Do If I Were Invisible

1. I’d sneak into the royal toilets to take a look at how the Queen of England -if she ever of course- takes a crap.

2. I’d go to a fashion show to see models making out in the dressing rooms.

3. I’d visit a porn movie set.

4. I’d help my team win all titles by poisoning its opponents before each match.

5. I’d eliminate all belligerent armies in developing countries because they make so much noise.

6. I’d launch a nuclear missile attack against each superpower so that star wars restart once more.

7. I’d move permanently to Angelina Jolie’s house.

8. I’d intentionally promote the interest of the society with my invisible hand ;-)

9. I’d fart out loud near people I don’t like in order to embarrass them before other people’s ears and eyes at very important moments in their lives e.g. weddings etc.

10. I’d run naked around the city.